Israel, Stop Destroying Happy Families

The New Internet?

Italy to begin censoring Internet.

Happy Holidays

In the Age of Plastic

Buy From Us

Keep buying, and buying, and buying, or IT will crash.

Don't Be Afraid to, Um, Give It A Try

The S S America

While the ship was sinking, the passengers insisted on playing shuffleboard.

When the Alien Descended From the Heavens

It seemed to be on one, single mission. To destroy the Republicans



and the Democrats.



And American, along with the rest of the world, wildly applauded.

Ollie North to Go South In the Afterlife

Vessel of Singular Devotion

Sir, You've Got Crumbs in Your Moustache

Just One More Chapter, Balzac!

Always In My Heart

He's Your Friend in This Life

But your lover just two lifetimes ago.

Not Juiced Enough to Dance

Apparently the punch wasn't spiked.



But everybody waited around anyway.

And the Worst Part of All...

was that she couldn't quit dancing.



Edna (54) proved, long after the band went home for the evening, that dancing has little to do with music.

A Thousand Pointing Fingers

And whispers.

Reading the Headlines

At Least Your Cage is Slightly Flexible

Otherwise life would be unbearable.

A Retailer's Dream

Servants Conspiring

With whispers and terse guttural sounds



Against You, You, You.

Noooo, Your Other One!

And Your Candlestick, Young Master?

As A Writer

I ain't what I used to be.

The Red Scare

If you're on LSD:



If you're an American living in 1920:



If you're color blind:

You Didn't Know It

But he's your distant relative, and he needs a place to stay.

Get A Haircut!

Responsible for Bankrupting the Printed News Industry

Yours truly.

Ken Lewis & Bank of America

Hit with a lawsuit, charged with fraud.

As Trusty as State Farm

Droppin you when you paid to need them most.